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Oct 16 '14
Spoiler alert: Death of Wolverine

Spoiler alert: Death of Wolverine

Oct 10 '14

When you lose your boner does it retract into your butt?

Oct 10 '14

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU HAD CYBER SEX WITH SOMEBODY THAT SAID THEY WERE A GIRL BUT YOU WERE PRETTY SURE THEY WERE A DUDE AND YOU DID IT ANYWAYS?

Oct 10 '14

Joose before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before Joose, YOUR ON THE LOOSE.

Oct 10 '14

Life might drive you to drink, but your mom drove me home last night.

Because I was really drunk by the time we finished having sex.

Oct 8 '14

It’s always pump kin season in Alabama.

Aug 25 '14

Tip for picking up girls:

Stare at them from afar then look away really quickly if they look at you.

Aug 25 '14

Tip for picking up girls:

Yell at them from a car then drive away really fast.

Aug 25 '14

Tip for picking up girls:

Get really drunk, overstep your boundaries and then cry.

Aug 25 '14

Tip for picking up girls:

Make an ass out of yourself and then avoid her forever.